Wii Fit Trainer, I Cant Weight

The weight puns thank you internet lol. I thought of this one myself though.

So their I was. I was watching the Nintendo E3 Direct on stream (it was a shiity stream that would buffer every more than necessary and I had to rewatch then entire Smash Bros Trailer on youtube just to enjoy the entire experience =-= )

VILLAGER!!! His eye twinkle was just like "O_O WHOA THIS CHARACTER" xD so serious lmao I love it. Then the trailer went on... whos standing on that mountain top? W-Who is that? "Well, it cant Megaman... hmmm... the hair looks megaman-ish... but its probably just my hopes fooling me..." *Bloop* "...!!!" *Zzzap* "NINTENDO YOU MOTHER------S" xD. Exciting.

Then I had to go out and do junk. When I came back I checked what all my twitter friends were talking about. "Cant believe Wii Fit Trainer is in Smash". Me: "... wait, what? Does not compute". So I ask my peeps in twitter what silly noise is that. Then I get linked to a video on the Nintendo show floor "1! 2! 3!".

I know alot of people are hype for Villager and millions of Megaman fans are happy... and im happy for them and ima let them finish, but Wii Fit Trainer is the best announcement of all E3! OF ALL E3!!!

Im so happy for her (and to everyone who says she doesnt belong, yeah okay, just like R.O.B doesnt belong in Brawl, so stfu plz k thx).

<3